Ya, I know, I already have a handful of nicknames. But today, Grandma bestowed a new one on me.
You see, because of my nappy rash, Mommy and Grandma have been trying to air my butt. They will lay a cloth diaper under me and let me sleep naked waist down. This is supposed to help my nappy rash to recover.
But this created another problem. As you already know, I poo alot. So by not wearing diaper, my poo will fly out whenever it happens to come out when I stretched my legs up high. As a result, Grandma has more cloth diapers to wash, and also bedsheet and quilt cover. Sometimes, when Grandma was cleaning my butt, my shit will fly out when I fart, and it can land anywhere, even on Grandma. Hahaha.. so funny!
As a result, Grandma now calls me 小李飞屎(pronounced as xi2).
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